Welcome to Hurshinator's Blog!

Waazzzaapp!! Whoo lett daa doogss out woo, woo, woo woo!! Cummonnn Willlssoonnn!!

*Insert other outdated "trendy" quotes from various commercials/songs/movies*

Ok, so I feel I need to state a valid reason as to why i've started a blog at 26 years of age. Everyone's being a twit on Twitter, being faceholes on Facebook and uploading shittily edited vlogs on Youtube. So I thought lets be old fashioned and get a pen, pad and write some shit, photocopy it and post it out to random people.

So I did that.

But then a few days later there was a knock on my door. It was a 95 year old man, he handed me my letter I sent to him and said "You know you can do this online?". He gave me a link to www.blogger.com. We drank tea together, then he began telling me about how he served in both World Wars, how climate change is just an illusion, how immigrants are taking all the good fruit picking jobs and how much he hates Blacks and Japanese people. Eventually he forgot who I was and why he was at my house, so I politely reminded him i'm fundraising for the Veterans Department of Anti-Fruit Picking Immigrants Specialising in Blacks and Japanese. He emptied out his wallet and left.

Lovely guy.

In reality this is my third blog. Thats right, your train of thought should lead you to calculate I have two other blogs. However, I dont intend on sharing them as they're quite embarrassing haha.

So if you feel you need a touch of reality, or even a 2x4 to the face of reality, then feel free to read and enjoy the randomness that is Hurshinator's Blog!

Who let da doogssss ouuttt!!

-Hursh